WELCOME TO THE GREAT UNIFIER
Where quantum physics meets prophecy and disappointment.
Meet the Quantum Prophets, a team of highly trained, highly paid experts in the field of unfulfilled expectations.
Our mission is to guide you through the uncertain realm of quantum mechanics, where the laws of probability dictate everything, and the laws of reality are merely suggestions.
Manifesto of Unfulfilled Expectations Quantum Odds Calculator Quantum Odds Calculator 2.0Side note: Please do not attempt to use our services to predict the outcome of actual events. It will only end in despair.
Or, you know, maybe not.