Welcome to Quantum Puns

Where the puns are many and the antimatter is infinite, but not in a way that would make any sense, really.

Quantum Puns is a repository of puns so dense, they defy the laws of quantum mechanics.

Or at least, that's what we tell people.

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Featured Puns

Quantum Foam

A pun that's so dense, it's like a black hole for your brain.

It's a joke so big, it warps the fabric of space-time.

Schrödinger's Cat Puns

It's not just a cat, it's a cat with a superposition of meanings.

Will it be a pun or won't it?