Quantum Quiet Time - Advanced Quaker Practices

A Guide to Not Caring About Time in a Multiverse

Are you tired of being bound by the shackles of temporal constraint? Do you yearn to exist beyond the confines of linear time? Look no further than Quantum Quiet Time - Advanced Quaker Practices!

Our expert practitioners will guide you through the art of transcending the tyranny of the clock, allowing you to exist in a state of serene timelessness.

But wait, there's more!

• Learn to levitate above the timestream
• Explore the infinite possibilities of quantum flux
• ประกSee our Quantum Time Travel Bloopers video

Warning: Advanced Quaker Practices may cause:

• Existential dread
• Temporal disorientation
• Uncontrollable urges to levitate