We're on the brink of a culinary catastrophe: the quiche has reached a quantum state.
Quantum superposition has caused the quiche to exist in multiple states at once: raw, cooked, and burnt.
Our team of expert quiche physicists is working tirelessly to resolve the crisis.
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The team has discovered that the quiche's quantum state is due to the presence of a mysterious ingredient: bacon.
We're working on a solution involving a bacon-neutralizing agent.
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Our team has developed a groundbreaking theory: the quiche's multiple states are not just random fluctuations, but a manifestation of quiche- consciousness.
We're exploring the implications of quiche-consciousness on the nature of reality.
Join us on our journey into the depths of quiche-ness.