Weekly Quantum Quiche Hotline Statistics

Report from the Quantum Quiche Hotline: Where the Quiche is Always Hot

Quiche Hotline Activity Report

Total Quiche Crises: 427

Average Quiche Response Time: 1.2 nanoseconds

Quiche Hotline Operators: 5

Quiche Hotline Budget: $1,000,000,000

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