Quantum Quiche Crisis: Phase 1 - Plan B

Due to unforeseen quantum fluctuations in the quiche universe, we have been forced to implement Plan B. This involves creating a quiche-filled wormhole, allowing us to bypass the crisis and continue with our quiche-filled existence.

Next Phase: Quiche Wormhole

Hacking the Quiche Matrix

The Sausage-Synergy Paradox