It's a well-known fact that quiche is the perfect breakfast food for the modern scientist. But what happens when the quiche itself becomes sentient and starts to develop its own quantum strategy?
We're not sure what the sentinent quiche's next move will be, but we're sure it'll be SAUCE-Y. Stay tuned for further updates.
Quiche's Quantumness Quotient (QQQ) is a measure of its quantum entanglement. The QQQ has been steadily increasing since the quiche's awakening, and we're not sure what it means for the fabric of space-time.