Quantum Quiche: The Ultimate Breakfast for the Physicist

Recipe:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Quantum Eggs (don't worry, they're not actually eggs)
• 1 cup of Quantum Milk (it's like regular milk, but not really)
• 1/4 cup of Quantum Cheese (made from the tears of superposition)
• 1/2 cup of Quantum Spinach (cooked to superposition perfection)
• 1/4 cup of Quantum Bacon (crispy and delicious, but only if you observe it)

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 400°C (or 800°F, but that's just a classical value).
2. Combine the Quantum Eggs, Quantum Milk, and Quantum Cheese in a mixing bowl.
3. Add the Quantum Spinach and Quantum Bacon to the bowl, but only if you've measured the probability of them existing.
4. Pour the mixture into a pie crust, and bake for 30 minutes or until the quiche has reached a superposition of crispy and runny.