Quantum Quitting: Tips for the Ambitious Noncommittal

For the faint of heart and the non-stalwarts of resolve.

  1. Tip 1: Blame It On the Quantum Uncertainty Principle

    If it's too hard, just tell people you can't do it because of the inherent uncertainty of reality. It's science!
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  2. Tip 2: Create a Fake Schedule

    Make a calendar with fake appointments and pretend you're busy. Bonus points if you use a planner with a fake name.
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  3. Tip 3: The Art of Deflecting

    When faced with a difficult decision, just change the subject or ask someone else to make it for you.
    Practice your deflecting skills