Quantum Surge
Quantum Surge is a service that will rewire your brain with a new, improved sense of reality.
- Our team of highly trained Quantum Surgeons will inject you with a concentrated dose of pure, unadulterated truth.
- Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of sanity, and an increased sense of existential dread.
Side effects not withstanding, our customers rave about our services.
Don't just take our word for it:
- "I was stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread, and then I met the team at Quantum Repairs." - John D.
- "I was a functioning member of society, but after Quantum Surge, I was a functioning member of society with a newfound sense of purpose." - Jane E.
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