Welcome, friend! You've entered a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
We're throwing a quantum uncertainty party and you're invited! Come for the free pizza, stay for the probability-fueled chaos.
But wait, what's this? The pizza's not really free. It's just... probabilistically free. You'll probably get a slice, maybe.
Don't worry, it's all part of the fun! Our kitchen is staffed by quantum physicists who are really into the whole 'many-worlds' thing.