Warning: Quantum Fluctuation Safety is not responsible for any and all existential dread.
Located in a dimension parallel to, but adjacent to, our own.
Our team of highly trained quantum physicists have developed a system to mitigate the dangers of quantum fluctuation.
Our patented technology uses a combination of advanced mathematics and duct tape to stabilize the space-time continuum.
But don't just take our word for it!
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