Warning: Quantum Sock Surfing can be hazardous to your health. Please read these guidelines carefully.
Rule 1: Wear a helmet at all times when surfing the quantum waves. We can't stress this enough.
Rule 2: Never, ever, ever surf with a pair of flip-flops. They are the enemy.
Rule 3: Keep your socks secure in a designated quantum sock compartment at all times while surfing. Loose socks are a liability.
For more advanced quantum surfing techniques, visit our Advanced Techniques Subpage.
For safety tips on dealing with quantum sock-induced PTSD, visit our Sock-Induced PTSD Symptoms Subpage.