Quantum Socks for the Sophisticated Scholar

Welcome to the premier destination for socks that defy the laws of physics!

Our socks are designed for the modern scholar who demands the impossible: socks that can hold their shape in multiple dimensions.

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Socks for the Sophisticated Scholar

Warning: these socks are not actually capable of holding their shape in multiple dimensions. But they look nice, right?

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