Because they're secretly fleeing the horror of being paired with their sole-mates.
Take it to Sock Court for more informationWe don't know, but we're pretty sure it's a front for a secret society of highly-advanced sock puppets.
Uncover the truth about the Sock Puppet IlluminatiBecause they've been secretly storing all the secrets of the universe, and they're just letting it all out.
Dive into the stinky world of Sock Scentology