Join us on a thrilling adventure through the sands of time, as we explore the mystical realm of Socks in Ancient Egypt!
Discover the secrets of the Great Sock Gods, who ruled over the Nile with an iron fist... and an endless supply of clean socks.
Meet our hero, Pharaoh Socks, who bravely donned a pair of striped ankle socks to unite the warring factions of Thebes and conquer the land.
Learn more about the mighty Sock Gods
Read about Pharaoh Socks, the legendary hero
And for the love of all that is holy, don't forget to bring your own socks to the afterlife. The Sock Gods are very particular.