Welcome to the Quantum Sprint Competitions!

This is the most intense, most absurd, most utterly pointless competition in the multiverse.

Will you survive the Quantum Sprints and become a certified master of the cosmos?

Learn the rules of the Quantum Sprints Check out our Quantum Sprint history

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Achievements:

    <æk>Survived 10 quantum sprints without falling off a cliff
  1. Achieved a speed of 1.23c^2 (or 1.23 meters per second)
  2. Did a quantum sprint while asleep
  3. Quantum sprints with a toaster as a companion
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