**Quantum Superposition Salon: Rules of Engagement**
1. All participants are required to hold at least two contradictory views on every topic.
2. No one is allowed to actually understand the rules without first experiencing an existential crisis.
Exceptions: Anyone with a PhD in physics is exempt, but only if they can prove it with a decent cover letter and a letter of recommendation from a Nobel laureate.
3. All discussions are subject to change at a moment's notice, like the laws of reality themselves.
4. No one can be forced to participate in a discussion that involves more than three levels of recursion.
5. All members must agree to have their minds shattered by the infinite implications of quantum superposition.
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