Quantum Superposition Salon: Rules of Engagement

**Quantum Superposition Salon: Rules of Engagement**

1. All participants are required to hold at least two contradictory views on every topic.

  1. Example: You must simultaneously believe the universe is expanding and shrinking.
  2. This will be tested through a series of rigorous, randomly-generated, multiple-choice quizzes.

2. No one is allowed to actually understand the rules without first experiencing an existential crisis.

Exceptions: Anyone with a PhD in physics is exempt, but only if they can prove it with a decent cover letter and a letter of recommendation from a Nobel laureate.

3. All discussions are subject to change at a moment's notice, like the laws of reality themselves.

4. No one can be forced to participate in a discussion that involves more than three levels of recursion.

5. All members must agree to have their minds shattered by the infinite implications of quantum superposition.

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