Welcome to the most unpredictable clinic in the multiverse!
Where we operate on multiple parallel universes at once, because why not?
Our expert surgeons will jump-start your recovery, but not before making you jump through hoops.
Because you can't observe us, we observe you... while you're under the knife.
A master of many worlds, and even more masters of the operating table.
Where order is just a suggestion, and so is our aftercare instructions.
"I went into the many-worlds surgery with a simple cold, and emerged with a universe of possibilities!" - John D.
"I asked for a quantum leap, but got a free upgrade to a parallel universe with better health insurance!" - Jane S.