Treatment Options for Quantum Superposition Syndrome

Due to recent studies, we have developed the following treatment options for Quantum Superposition Syndrome (QSS):

Option 1: Quantum Entanglement Disentanglement Therapy (QEDT) - Our team of expert physicists will guide you through a series of intense entanglement disentanglement sessions.

Option 2: Wave Function Reduction Surgery (WFRS) - A minimally invasive procedure that reduces your wave functions to a manageable level, allowing for better coherence with reality.

Option 3: Superposition Suppression through Meditation (SSM) - Our team of certified meditation instructors will guide you through a series of sessions to calm your superposition.

Remember, these treatments are not a guarantee and may not work for everyone. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, reality distortion, or temporary loss of consciousness. Please consult a healthcare professional before undergoing any of these treatments.