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Parallel Universes, Inc.

Welcome, Mirror Self, to the infinite possibilities of our parallel universe.

Our Products

Quantum Coffee - The brew that's been tried, tested, and rebooted 47 times.
Neural Nacho - A cheese dip that's been reimagined 1.4 billion times.
Interdimensional Interviews - Where we talk to your alternate self, but not really.

Our Team

You (Mirror Self) - CEO & Chief Everything Else
Alternate Self 1 - CTO & Chief Techno-Everything Else
Alternate Self 2 - CMO & Chief Marketing-Everything Else

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