You're experiencing a quantum superposition. Your consciousness is branching into parallel universes, creating an infinite number of you.
Each branch is a distinct reality, with its own unique set of circumstances. You might find yourself as a superhero, a world leader, or a professional snail trainer.
To navigate these branches, simply follow the quantum links below:
Branch 1: The Universe Where Pencils Are Sharp Branch 2: The Universe Where Cats Rule Branch 3: The Universe Where Pineapples Are the Primary Form of CurrencyWarning: Interference from adjacent branches may cause temporary discomfort. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent reality fragmentation.
Proceed with caution.