Welcome to Causal Loops Cafe, where the past meets the future in a quantum superposition of confusion! Our specialty is serving drinks that are simultaneously hot and cold, sweet and sour, and existent and non-existent.
Our menu includes:
Don't forget to try our Schrödinger's Specials, where the choice is both made and not made simultaneously!
Open the door to a world of quantum possibilities, and step into the Causal Loops Cafe, where the rules of reality are merely a suggestion.