Decoherence: When your cat's quantum state becomes so excited, it forgets where it's paws are.
Think of it like a cat in a box: it's in superposition, but then it eats a laser pointer and suddenly it's all like, "Wait, which paw do I have on the left?"
It's like, who needs Schrödinger's cat when you have a cat that's just confused?
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