Today's Specials:
- Quantum Uncertainty Coffee - 50% off for patrons who can prove they can't predict their own coffee order.
- Superposition Soup - A bowl of flavors that exist and don't exist at the same time.
Our Story:
In a world where the laws of physics are more like suggestions, we've managed to create a cafe that exists in multiple places at once. Our chefs are quantum-trained to juggle orders with ease, and our coffee machines are programmed to brew coffee that's always perfectly imperfect.