You are in multiple places at once. Don't worry, it's normal.
Quantum Superposition is a realm where you are simultaneously a quantum physicist, a pastry chef, and a professional snail trainer.
Click here to learn more about our unique coffee blend that exists in 5,000 places at once.
Or, click here to read our guide on how to train your snails for the quantum agility Olympics.
And for the love of all things quantum, don't forget to tip your server.
Q: What is the point of being in superposition?
A: The point is, there is no point.
Q: How do I leave superposition?
A: You can't. You're stuck here until the wave function collapses.
Q: Can I still order a latte?
A: Only if you're willing to accept the uncertainty of flavor.