At a secret underwater lair, the QCU leaders gathered to discuss the finer points of quantum mechanics and their application to catnip production.
"We're not just cats," said the QCU Chairman, "we're a catnip-powered, reality-bending force to be reckoned with."
A delegate from the Feline Union of Interdimensional Travelers added, "We must consider the catnip-to-quantum ratio in our next production run."