Here, the laws of reality are but a distant memory. You are in a state of quantum superposition, where all possibilities exist simultaneously.
You are currently existing in 7 different realities, each with their own version of the same thing.
Reality 1: You are a cat.
Reality 2: You are a dog.
Reality 3: You are a chicken.
Reality 4: You are a quantum physicist.
Reality 5: You are a ninja.
Reality 6: You are a pineapple.
Reality 7: You are a sentient pineapple.
Observe the current state of reality.
Decouple from the multiverse.
Measure your current state of being.