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What is Quantum Madness?
Schrödinger's Cat, the patron saint of quantum uncertainty, has declared that you are now trapped in a state of superposition. You are both sane and insane, alive and dead, and possibly simultaneously experiencing the meaninglessness of existence.
Symptoms of Quantum Madness
- Excessive use of existential dread as a justification for everything
- Frequent references to Schrödinger's Cat's catnip stash
- Uncontrollable urge to build elaborate thought experiments in the shower
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion while pondering the meaning of life
- Irreconcilable conflict between free will and deterministic destiny