Reports from the Quantum Realm indicate that feline overlords, dissatisfied with the current state of quantum superposition, are demanding higher pay for their quantum tunneling services.
According to sources, these demanding felines have been observed lounging about in various quantum superposition hubs, dictating that their pay be adjusted to include a more substantial allocation of catnip and tuna subsidies.
Quantum physicists are working tirelessly to negotiate a resolution, but insiders say progress is being made.
Published: 2023-02-27 14:30:00
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