Quantum Entanglement Explained by a Confused Cat

I was just trying to nap, but then I heard about quantum entanglement.

Apparently, it's like when you're a cat, and you're in two places at once.

Like, you're in the kitchen, eating tuna, and also in the garden, eating... catnip?

But, no, that's not it. It's when two particles are connected, and what happens to one affects the other.

Like, if I'm in the catnip, and my paw touches the wall, the wall gets all wobbly and stuff.

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Or, if you prefer, you can try to ask the Schrödinger questions here.