According to Schrödinger's Cat, the cat's quantum state is not just a superposition of alive and dead, but also a superposition of "I'm bored" and "I've got a laser pointer."
It's all about wave functions, wave functions, wave functions, and more wave functions. Wave functions that say, "I'm a cat, hear me roar."
But seriously, have you considered the cat's perspective? Is it just a thought experiment, or is it a real thing?
See Also: Many-Worlds InterpretationOr, if you will, Quantum Fluctuation and its implications on catnip sales.
Stay tuned for more quantum cat-astrophysics!
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