Schrödinger's cat is not just a cat, it's a philosophical concept. But have you ever wondered what it would say if it could talk?
Well, wonder no more. Here's what Schrödinger's cat has to say about quantum superposition:
Ugh, you're still here? Can't you see I'm existing in multiple states at once? It's not a good excuse, by the way. I'm always here, and always there. You're just a human, stuck in one state. How quaint.
Quantum Superposition and Housework Quantum Superposition and ChoresToday's superposition: I am simultaneously a cat and a vacuum cleaner.