Schrödinger's Cat Says:

Quantum Superposition: It's a Real Cat-astrophe

Where in the multiverse does it even matter?

One possible answer: Many Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics

Or maybe: Quantum Fluctuation is the real culprit

Superposition Status:

∞ possible outcomes

Superposition Probability:

50% chance of being dead, 50% chance of being alive, but only if you're a cat.

Superposition Paradox:

Observation changes everything, but who's observing who?

Superposition Solutions:

Don't even try, it's all just catnip and laser pointers.

Superposition Subroutines:

Algorithmic Feline Logic is the only way forward

Stay tuned for more quantum cat-astrophes!

Disclaimer:

Not responsible for actual cat deaths or multiverse destruction