Schrödinger's Says

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Article I: Schrödinger's Non-Determination

You may never be sure what's here. Maybe the page loads, maybe it doesn't. Maybe the terms even apply, maybe they don't.

Section A: Quantum Indeterminacy

• We reserve the right to change the rules whenever we want, without warning.
• Even when we do change the rules, it's not really a change, it's just the rules being in a different superposition.

Section B: Observer Effect

• You will be held accountable for actions you may or may not have taken in a superposition of states.
• We will observe you taking or not taking action, and act accordingly.

Section C: Uncertainty Principle

• We cannot and will not provide clear information about our services, even if it seems obvious.
• You are expected to infer everything from our deliberately vague responses.

By using this service, you acknowledge that you're aware of these terms and are ready to deal with the uncertainty.