Warning: This coffee shop exists in multiple places at once. Be prepared for a caffeine-induced existential crisis.
Quantum fluctuations in the coffee bean market have led to a state of superposition, where the coffee is simultaneously both strong and weak. Approach with caution.
Visit our shop in a nearby universe Explore the Paradoxical Pouring of the Quantum BeanDrink, don't drink, drink, don't drink... the fate of your coffee is in the hands of the quantum gods.