Coffee shop of infinite despair, where the brew is strong and the futures are bleak.
Read about the baristas who have lost count of their own timelines. Browse our selection of apocalyptic blends from the year 2040.Warning: excessive caffeine consumption may cause:
Our special of the day: Quantum Quake, a bold roast coffee with notes of desperation and hopelessness.
See all specials"I've never tasted such despair in a cup before. I'll never go back." - Sincerely, Bob, from Timeline 345
"It's like they're reading my mind, but also just really bitter." - Karen, from Reality 42
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