Quantum Telepathy

Quantum Telepathy: Where the boundaries of reality are stretched, but not in a good way.

Join us in exploring the absurdities of interdimensional espionage, quantum entanglement, and mildly disturbing telepathic experiences.

Our research focuses on:

• Neuromancy: The art of reading minds, one neuron at a time.
• Quantum Leak: Where our deepest secrets are revealed to the wrong people.
• Entanglement Therapy: For when your particles get tangled in a bad place.

Warning: Telepathy may cause:

• Mildly disturbing visions of alternate realities
• Uncontrollable laughter fits
• Spontaneous combustion (rarely)

Side effects may be permanent.

Proceed with caution.

Or don't. We won't judge you.

Disclaimer: We're not actually responsible for any telepathic mishaps.