Based on our highly advanced and completely-not-creepy brain scan technology, we have detected the following:
Thought Patterns: You have a 90% chance of being a fan of 80s rock music.
Emotional State: You are currently experiencing a 7/10 level of existential dread.
Telepathic Potential: You have a 4/10 chance of being able to read minds, but only if you wear a tin foil hat.