Quantum Telepathy Brain Scan: Advanced Scan Me

WARNING: This is an advanced scan. Your brain will be probed, analyzed, and potentially rearranged.

Are you sure you're ready for this? Yes, I'm a glutton for punishment.

**Scan Options:

Scan for Alien Thoughts

Scan for Hidden Pockets of Joy

**Disclaimer:** Our scans are not responsible for: temporary insanity, permanent brain damage, or existential dread.

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