Quantum Telepathy - Advanced Cat Scan

Warning: Cat scan results may contain excessive amounts of cute and/or existential dread.

Scan Your Cat: A tool for unlocking the secrets of your feline overlord.

Scan Your Dog, because, let's be real, they're just as deep and complex as cats.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Scan Yourself and risk unleashing a torrent of self-doubt and/or cat-related anxiety.

Advanced Options for the truly masochistic.