Quantum Telepathy: Brain Scan Support

Thank you for choosing Quantum Telepathy for your brain-scan needs. Please note that our scans are not actually telepathic, we just pretend to be.

• View your scan results
• Technical Support

Our scan results will include:

• Approximate number of thoughts per minute
• Average brain activity level (on a scale of 1-10)
• A breakdown of your favorite foods (results not guaranteed)
• A randomly generated insult or criticism (our gift to you)

If you have any issues with your scan, please contact our technical support team.

Or don't.