Brain Scan Follow-up Scan

We're glad you're still with us!

As a follow-up to our initial telepathic scan, we've detected some interesting changes in your brain activity since our last visit.

Your brain waves are now more synchronized with the universe.
We've detected a 37% increase in your capacity for existential dread.
Your love for memes has decreased by 23% since last time.

Next Steps:

Based on our results, we recommend the following:

Visit the Meditation Chamber for some cosmic relaxation.
Explore the Paranoid Portal for some existential crisis support.
Enroll in the Quantum Cooking Course for some culinary telepathy.