Warning: Quantum Teleportation May Cause Disruption in Spacetime Continuity
Are you prepared to risk the fabric of reality? Quantum Teleportation Risk Management (QTRM) is not for the faint of heart.
By clicking "Agree" below, you acknowledge that you understand the risks involved and are willing to face the consequences of:
- Spontaneous reassembly of atoms
- Temporal paradoxes
- Uncontrollable probability fluctuations
Risk Management Plan
Our risk management plan involves:
- Regularly scheduled reality checks
- Mandatory attendance at weekly quantum consciousness workshops
- Free access to our on-site probability insurance broker
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