As you sit upon the quantum toilet, you begin to question the nature of reality itself. Is the toilet a fixed state or is it constantly shifting, like the waves of the ocean?
The uncertainty principle, first proposed by Werner Heisenberg, states that it is impossible to know both position and momentum of a particle, and by extension, the state of the toilet.
But what if we were to apply this principle to the study of quantum toilet experiments? Could we say that the toilet is in a superposition of states, existing in multiple places at once, like Schrödinger's cat in the box?
Perhaps the toilet is a many-worlds interpretation, existing in a multiverse of different states, each one more bizarre than the last.