Quantum Cake
For When Your Quantum Entanglement Needs a Treat
Quantum Cake: A dessert so dense it defies explanation, but somehow still manages to defy the laws of physics.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup Quantum Flux Capacitor (available at local particle accelerators)
- 1/2 cup Superposition Sugar
- 1/4 cup Wavefunction Whipped Cream
- 1 tsp Entangled Eggs
Instructions:
- Fold the Quantum Flux Capacitor into the Superposition Sugar until it reaches a state of superposition.
- Mix in the Wavefunction Whipped Cream, taking care not to create a closed timelike curve.
- Crack in the Entangled Eggs, but don't worry if they don't crack in a classical sense.
- Bake at precisely 4:14 PM on a Tuesday for optimal results.
Side effects of consuming Quantum Cake may include:
- Sudden and unexplained changes in probability density
- Uncontrollable urge to discuss the implications of quantum mechanics with strangers
- Spontaneous recombination of dessert and beverage into a single, unified state
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