Quantum Sock-Surfing: The Rules

Rule 1: Sock-Surfing is a Serious Business

Don't get too caught up in the vortex.
Keep your wits about you.
Don't try to surf with a cold.
Don't surf with your eyes closed, you'll get tangled.

Advanced Sock-Surfing Techniques Safety Precautions FAQs

Disclaimer: Sock-Surfing is a completely made-up activity. Do not attempt to surf your socks. Or do. We're not judging.