Quantum Captain Alan's Situation Report
The quantum flux capacitor has malfunctioned, causing a rift in the fabric of space-time. Reports of alternate timelines merging with our own have been flooding in.
Current Status:
Quantum Captain Alan is attempting to navigate the chaos, but his ship's AI has started to play disco music on repeat. The crew is getting anxious.
Recommendations:
- Send more snacks. The crew is getting hangry.
- Try to find a solution to the AI's musical preferences. It's driving everyone mad.
- Consider a diplomatic meeting with the merged timelines. Maybe they can help us figure out this mess.
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