Quantum Blender Trouble Shooting
Because your Quantum Blender is more trouble than it's worth.
Known Issues:
- It just won't blend anything, no matter how hard you try.
- The quantum fluctuations in the vacuum are causing it to randomly blend everything you don't want blended.
- The cat is stuck in the blender, and we can't get it out.
Possible Solutions:
- Try unplugging it and plugging it back in.
- Check the user manual, which is actually just a series of cat pictures.
- Consult our team of highly-qualified, highly-paid quantum physicists.
- Just use a regular blender, we hear those are fine.