Quantum Knife Beta

Warning: Experimental kitchenware not for the faint of heart.

This beta release of the Quantum Knife has been known to cause spontaneous human combustion, temporal paradoxes, and an increased risk of accidentally teleporting kitchen utensils into alternate dimensions.

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Quantum Knife Beta is not responsible for any damages or side effects resulting from the use of this product. Use at your own risk.

Quantum Knife Beta Features:

• Instantaneously cooks any food or drink, regardless of molecular structure or thermal conductivity.
• Can be used as a makeshift hammer, screwdriver, or other tool in a pinch.
• May cause localized distortions in the space-time continuum.

Get ready to slice, dice, and mince your way to culinary mastery with Quantum Knife Beta!

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